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Taken From The Midnight Star April 1994

1. I wonder, which (body) organ would you consider the funniest? Which has the most intrinsic humor? (Don Kurtycz, MD)

The pancreas.
2. If you ever have a use in a video for a restored '64 Oldsmobile, would you consider using mine? It could hold your entire band--Instruments and all! (How-weird)
We'll let you know...
3. What is your favorite breed of cat? Do you, or have you, ever owned a cat? (27 Cat fanciers)
I've never owned a cat, but if I did it would be a Peruvian Bone-Cruncher.
4. What are/were your parent's occupations?
Dad was a street-crossing guard, and mom's a domestic engineer.
5. What did your parent think of your music when you started out, and what do they think of it now? (Especially after they spent all that good money on your education!)
They've always been supportive, and now I think they get a kick out of all the attention they're getting.
6. What do you look for in a girlfriend?
I judge a woman solely by the size and shape of her nostrils.
7. What are your pet peeves- besides Prince? (Questions #4,5,6,&7 from Michelle Fritchie)
War, plague, famine & pestilence.
8. When I get depressed, I like to watch old Abbott and Costello movies to cheer myself up. What comedies are your favorites? (Susan Marshall)
I'm partial to the Z. & Z. comedies (Airplane!, Top Secret, etc.) (made by the Zucker brothers...Ed.)
9. How on earth did you end up working in a mailroom after graduating from college with an AMA? (Fearless Leader)
I decided about my 3rd year in college that I didn't really want to be an architect after all, but I couldn't think of a better idea at the time, so I hung around and graduated.
10. Rumor has it you like gaming - both role-playing & board games. If this is true, do you like the Dragon Lance series (Staff of the MS)
I have to admit I'm not familiar with it. Mostly I was a lot of time playing computer games like "Doom" and "Wolfenstein 3-D".
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