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Taken From The Midnight Star October/November 1995

1. Does you band ever argue or disagree? (Mike Whelan)

Never. Never never ever. No sir.
2. If you are a vegetarian then why did you eat a twinkie-weiner sandwich in UHF? You must not really be a vegetarian, are you? (Steven Shilling)
I didn't really become a vegetarian until three or four years ago. Nowadays I just eat a twinkie tofu weiners, but when we were shooting the movie, I had to eat about seven of the real article.
3. What kind of car do you drive?
A red one.
4. If you found out that you only had a week to live, what would you do for that week?
Weep uncontrollably.
5. How many pairs of shoes do you own? (Beth Francik - #'s 3-5)
I don't know, close to a hundred? Most of them are kind of old and cruddy, though
6. Are you ticklish?
Try me.
7. When you grow older, will you let your gray hair show or will you color your hair?
I'll just shave it all off.
8. Have you thought about what you'll do when (and if) you retire? Michele Fritchie - #'s 6-7)
Set the alarm clock, turn off the light and tuck myself into bed.
9. Of all your albums, which is your favorite? (Bob Rodgers)
I seem to have a special place in my heart for the albums that sell the most copies.
10. Has the changing music scene (pop/country is now more rap/alternative, etc.) made it more difficult for you to do parodies? Fearless Leader
It's not harder to write the parodies, but the largely prevailing rap/alternative "attitude" sometimes makes it difficult to get permissions.

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