The Night Santa Went Crazy By "Weird Al" Yankovic Guitar Chords by Bungalow Bob (note: I think it's called Bb4- it includes Bb, Eb, and F. Please correct me if it isn't) (intro- play the first four lines with no words) Eb Gm Ab Eb Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys Eb Ab Bb4 Eb For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys Eb Gm Ab Eb When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Eb Ab Bb4 Eb He had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath Eb Gm Ab Eb >From his beard to his boots, he was covered in ammo Eb Ab Bb4 Eb Like a big, fat, drunk, disgruntled, Yuletide Rambo Eb Gm Ab Eb And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye, Eb Ab Bb4 Eb "Merry Christmas to all! Now you're all gonna die!" Cm Eb Cm Eb The night Santa went crazy Cm Eb Bb Eb The night Saint Nick went insane Cm Eb Cm Eb Realized he'd been getting a raw deal Cm Eb Bb Eb Something finally must have snapped in his brain Eb Gm Ab Eb Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it Eb Ab Bb4 Eb Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet Eb Gm Ab Eb And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage Eb Ab Bb4 Eb And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage Eb He got Dasher and Dancer with an old German luger Eb Ab4 Ab Eb And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Kreuger Eb And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen Eb Ab4 Ab Eb And he took a big bite, and said "It tastes just like chicken!" Cm Eb Cm Eb The night Santa went crazy Cm Eb Bb Eb The night Kris Kringle went nuts Eb Cm Eb Cm Eb Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole Cm Eb Bb Eb Without stepping in reindeer guts C# Ab F4 F There's the National Guard and the FBI F C# Ab F4 = F There's a van from the Eyewitness News and helicopters circling round in = the sky F C# F# F#+ = G And the bullets are flying, the body count's rising and everyone's dying = to know G Eb Gm Oh, Santa, why? Ab Eb Ab My my my my my my Ab Bb4 Eb =20 You used to be such a jolly guy Eb Gm Ab Eb Ab Bb4 Eb (sounds of screams, helicopters, gunfire) Eb Gm Ab Eb Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time Eb Ab Bb4 Eb In a Federal prison for his infamous crime Eb Gm Ab Eb Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears Eb Ab Bb4 Eb He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years Eb But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous Eb Ab4 Ab Eb And the elves all got jobs working for the Postal Service Eb And they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every night Eb Ab4 Ab Eb With a lawyer, negotiating the movie rights Eb Cm Eb Cm Eb They're talking about the night Santa went crazy Cm Eb Bb Eb The night Saint Nicholas flipped Cm Eb Cm Eb Broke his back for some milk and cookies Cm Eb Bb Eb Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped Cm Eb Cm Eb The night Santa went crazy Cm Eb Bb Eb The night Saint Nick went insane Cm Eb Cm Eb Realized he'd been getting a raw deal Cm Eb Bb Eb Something finally must have snapped in his brain Cm Eb Bb Eb Something finally must have snapped in his brain Eb Cm Eb Bb Eb Tell ya, something finally must have snapped....... in his brain Eb Gm Ab Eb Ab Bb4 Eb Sent by Ben